I colored this just for you! And wrote a haiku!

Your fat magic tail
Backyard scampering antics
Will bring much web fame

Luv and peanut butter crackers,
Jennie

Jennie, thank you for the wonderful drawing! It looks just like me! I like acorns very much but Steve and Nicole feed me corn and crackers which are my favorite! Here is a haiku poem just for you!

Jennie's haiku rhyme
Springtime is upon us now
Soon the corn will grow

Hi Stinky... saw your website... that's real nuts dude. I love it. Just wondering what kind of nuts you like and whether you prefer walking across phone lines or power lines?

Thank you,
Mr. Nutters

Hey Nutty - it's great to hear from you again! It was a crazy winter, huh? Anyway, I like those salted peanuts they sell at hockey games, but corn is my favorite food. I usually stay away from the power lines, and have the most fun climbing the wood fences here in my kingdom! Thanks buddy, see ya later!

Hi! I found your site while browsing the web, and I just had to write. We have so much in common! I have also been "tail challenged" - mine has finally almost entirely grown back. And there's nothing I enjoy more than a tasty ear of corn.

My hobbies include posing for tourists, chasing birds out of fountains, and palm tree climbing. I'm single, three years old, non-smoking, and flea-negative. I live in sunny California, so if you don't mind a long-distance relationship, maybe you could drop me an email. Hope to hear from you soon!

Thank you for writing, I am so happy that you wrote to say hello! We do have a lot in common! Nicole and Steve don't know what happend to my tail, but they often tell me they are glad that it is growing back nicely. I'm so happy yours is too!

The corn here is great this time of year; if you ever make it out to this part of town I'll share some of my special hidden supply with you! I have planted a lot in my Kingdom, plus in almost all of the neighbors' yards as well. How is the corn in sunny California?

It must be great to climb palm trees; we have so many different kinds of trees here in Michigan, but it gets very confusing when all of the leaves change color and then fall to the ground.

Well it's time for me to check on my corn plants in the yard a few houses down from my Kingdom. Thank you again for writing! Stay in touch and we'll chat again soon!